Offical Starfleet Plan For Baku Relcoation

Attention Baku.

You currently occupy a Federation planet.
The Federation Council has said they want you off this planet.
We will take you to a new planet or your can chose to stay here but we will do something that will kill you if you do.

DO NOT resist us.

Send any questions or concerns to
Thank you.
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